"it's be great to have a girl like that", my friend says.
i say, "i envy you just for being able to think that. i look at her and dread how annoying she'd be."
"it's easy", he says. "because, well, it's disarming. it tells me i'm not too serious about anything."
"i know", i said. "i wish i could. all i have is certainty that everyone's a fucktard."